A blowjob school isn’t something you would prepare for but it actually exists and a girl was strong enough to take part in this 2.5 hours class. She, along with 20 other students, learned quite a lot about blowjobs and how to do it with perfection. Following are the 10 things she learned in the school.
Contrary to what you see in porn, asking your partner to spit on your penis isn’t a good idea because mouths get dry and saliva is not a long-lasting lubricant. According to the school instructor, lube makes everything better, and if it’s a flavored lube, it’s all the more fun for the blowjob giver.
2. It’s all about warmup
The harmonica (putting the penis on the side of your mouth and sliding it up and down the shaft), or the Bobber (making your mouth into an open O that bobs up and down). There are many advanced moves such as the Hot N’Cold.
3. A good handjob is crucial to a good blowjob
Handjobs get a bad rap: if you were in high school when you got your first one, your partner likely didn’t know enough about the art of manual stimulation to use lube, creating an uncomfortable situation. But knowing how to use your hand is almost as important as knowing how to use your mouth.
4. No two penises are alike
It’s really, really important to talk to your partner about what they want before giving them oral sex. “No two penises are alike,” reminded the instructor. “What works for your last partner might not work for your next one. That weird thing he liked might be painful to the new guy.” To sum up, each penis is a special snowflake that deserves its own specific oral repertoire.
6. Putting on a condom with your mouth is much less sexy than you think
There was a small tutorial for putting a condom on with your mouth, which is sexy in theory, but less so when you start gagging a third of the way down your cucumber and the condom rolls right back up and pops off.
